Chelsea Handler

2023 - 2 - 16

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Chelsea Handler Slams Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro: Childless ... (Variety)

Chelsea Handler eviscerated Tucker Carlson and Ben Shapiro after they mocked her for not having children.

Or are you upset that you haven’t been able to take it away from me yet?” I mean, my goodness, Tucker, I think it is time for you to ask yourself a serious question: Are you really upset about how much freedom I have? Carlson’s guest, the right wing radio host Jesse Kelly, took things even further by going on a misogynistic rant against Handler.

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Chelsea Handler Taunts 'Hate-Masturbating' Tucker Carlson Over ... (Yahoo News Canada)

The comic promised to keep triggering the Fox News host.

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Chelsea Handler Doesn't Need Kids: She Has “Crybabies” Tucker ... (Vanity Fair)

The conservative pundits called her “miserable” and “deeply unlikeable” for a recent 'Daily Show' segment about her childless life.

[Cate Blanchett’s](https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2023/02/cate-blanchett-tar-awards-insider?itm_content=footer-recirc&itm_campaign=more-great-stories-020723)Maestro Moment “And I’m down with that!” Or are you upset that you haven’t been able to take it away from me yet?” She then gave a “quick shout-out” to Shapiro: “Thank you for helping my cause of not having children. “I mean, my goodness, Tucker, I think it is time for you to ask yourself a serious question: Are you really upset about how much freedom I have? “Why would I even need my own children when I get to hear these crybabies all the time? That was apparently triggering for conservative pundits like Tucker Carlson and Ben Shapiro, who devoted the subsequent days to tearing into Handler.

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Chelsea Handler Hits Back at Tucker Carlson Over 'Childless ... (Newsweek)

The comedian also took aim at Ben Shapiro and asked: "Why would I even need my own children when I get to hear these cry babies all the time?"

The weightlessness of my existence has granted me super-human powers." "Why would I even need my own children when I get to hear these cry babies all the time? She told him, "thank you for helping my cause of not having children. He said that it was "written all over her face how miserable she is." And you're trying to pretend like you're happy, but you're not happy." This includes inventing a time machine to "go back and kill Hitler," and exercising by climbing Mount Everest.

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Fox News Guest Has Unhinged Meltdown Over The Fact That ... (22 Words)

A recent comedy sketch by Chelsea Handler has got Fox News hosts Tucker Carlson and Jesse Kelly in a spin.

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Chelsea Handler Calls Out 'Triggered' Tucker Carlson & 'Cry Baby ... (Radar Online)

The comedian posted a video in response to the conservative host's attacking her over a 'Daily Show' skit.

[goodness](https://radaronline.com/p/ciara-slams-fox-news-blaming-tyre-nichols-beating-single-mothers/), Tucker, I think it is time for you to ask yourself a serious question. [Fox News show](https://radaronline.com/p/tucker-carlson-slams-congress-clapping-like-seals-ukrainian-president-volodymyr-zelenskyy-speech/). [Ben Shapiro](https://radaronline.com/p/kanye-west-kim-kardashian-worked-together-bill-hillary-clinton-read-democrat-script/) discussed the topic in his own segment calling Handler “miserable.” Although, I did just look at my bank account and said, ‘That’s pretty girlboss!’” The comedy bit focused on a childless Handler being able to accomplish things that she wouldn’t have if she had children. [Ryan Naumann](https://radaronline.com/a/ryan-naumann/)

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Tucker Carlson and Ben Shapiro gang up on Chelsea Handler, and ... (Boing Boing)

Intimidated alpha-boys Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro and Jesse Kelly tried to gang-slam Chelsea Handler for her comedy bit on not wanting children.

Or are you upset that you haven't been able to take it away from me yet?" "Are you really upset about how much freedom I have? "You guys seem so triggered by me.

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Chelsea Handler Responds To Tucker Carlson And Other Attacks ... (Deadline)

Chelsea Handler posted a Daily Show-branded video sketch this week in which she boasted of all the time and freedom she had as a childless woman.

In [a recent appearance](https://www.cbsnews.com/video/chelsea-handler-on-guest-hosting-the-daily-show/#x) on CBS Mornings, Handler didn’t come out and say that she is seeking the job permanently, but it was pretty clear that she was up for taking it. It gives a glimpse of how Handler would tap into the angertainment complex, as it is dubbed, while distinguishing herself as the only woman late night host. She has been lied to by a country that has lost its way.” Or are you upset that you haven’t been able to take it away from me yet?” Are you really upset about how much freedom I have? And it is actually not her fault.

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Chelsea Handler Says She's 'Down With' Tucker Carlson 'Hate ... (UPROXX)

Chelsea Handler's lack of desire to have a child has conservative nut jobs like Tucker Carlson and Ben Shapiro seeing red.

[Valentine’s Day](https://uproxx.com/topic/valentines-day/) probably included “a 10-year-old copy of [Magic Mike](https://uproxx.com/tag/magic-mike/) and a half-full bottle of [Xanax](https://uproxx.com/tag/Xanax/).” Which sounds a hell of a lot better than a Whitman’s Sampler and some bodega flowers. [Chelsea Handler](https://uproxx.com/tag/chelsea-handler/) has made a career out of being unabashedly honest and not giving a sh*t if that offends the delicate sensibilities of conservative blowhards like [Tucker Carlson](https://uproxx.com/tag/tucker-carlson/) and [Ben Shapiro](https://uproxx.com/tag/ben-shapiro/). “And by all means, Tucker,” Handler added. But even Handler was surprised at just how much vitriol “Day in the Life of a Childless Woman,” a [TikTok](https://uproxx.com/tag/TikTok/) she posted this week, has stirred up in Overprivileged White Man Town. No, the truth says Kelly is that such women have “been lied to by their society forever that ‘You can be a girl boss!’ and ‘You can do anything a man can do!’ Which, everyone who’s ever seen a woman back up a vehicle knows that’s not true.” In it, Handler shares the many joys of being a woman without children to attend to — and the right-wing pundits were NOT happy.

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Chelsea Handler Handles Misogynistic Fox News Pundits (Advocate.com)

Comedian, producer, and television host Chelsea Handler responded in kind to several TV personalities who blasted her for a video she posted celebrating her ...

Handler also reminds them that she is in a relationship with herself and that at least in her relationship, “someone can get a woman" to orgasm. “I mean, my goodness, Tucker, I think it is time for you to ask yourself a serious question: Are you really upset about how much freedom I have? Why would I even need my own children when I get to hear these crybabies all the time?” She says she woke in the afternoon and noticed there was an “emergency meeting of the receding hairline society, to discuss a comedy video I filmed about not wanting kids.” She pauses a moment, then launches. Handler then continues to eviscerate each and every point, illuminating just how much of a “girl boss” she actually is. He continues on, saying her “womb resembles a dried-up tumbleweed blowing down an old western town,” and concludes that her “Valentine’s date for the 10th year in a row is a 10-year-old copy of ‘Magic Mike’ and a half-full bottle of Xanax, and you’re trying to pretend like you’re happy, but you’re not happy.”

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Chelsea Handler Mocks 'Triggered' Tucker Carlson After Sexist Rant (TV Insider)

Comedian fired back after Fox News host and guest commented about her being childless.

And at least in my relationship, someone can get a woman to cum.” The [video](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Codga10ADGG/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading) was a comedic “day in the life of a childless woman” sketch, which Carlson responded to by calling Handler an “aging, deeply unlikable woman who never had kids” on [Tucker Carlson Tonight](https://www.tvinsider.com/show/tucker-carlson-tonight/). Or are you upset that you haven’t been able to take it away from me yet?” Handler pointedly said. She has been lied to by a country that has lost its way.” [Fox News](https://www.tvinsider.com/network/fox-news/) show, claiming that Handler is lying to herself about not wanting kids. “And it is actually not her fault.

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